Synonym to [Are you awake?]

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[Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian] (adj) 

Of or pertaining to extremely long words. 

Josefa Heifetz Byrne, Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure and Preposterous Words. Granada Publishing, 1979

I kinda want to teach a kid this word just so when he grows up he would realize he spent so much effort on remembering a junk word.